- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

I saw a shovel once.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

knock knock!! kanye west

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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