- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Men's Sports

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Homosexuals are gay.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

whats worse than school? Summer school

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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