So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What time is it? 10:58

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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