- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

God wrote this joke.................................

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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