What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Spell: “This word”

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

IU football

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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