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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

vbh

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

knock, knock come in

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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