- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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