- Anti Joke

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

The Pope

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you