- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

You read the Terms of Service.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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