Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Your time.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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