- Anti Joke

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

What causes floods? Too much water.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

pickle juice?

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

How many cows say moo? All of them

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.