- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Billy Cundiff.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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