- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

vbh

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??