- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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