- Anti Joke

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing