What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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