How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Zach Barlow

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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