An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Thumbs this down

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what time is it? 3:16

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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shauns beautiful

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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penis

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Your mom.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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