- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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