- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

rebecca is a hard worker

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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