- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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