Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Who is a knob? ross d

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Cleveland winning something

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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