Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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whats 2+2? 4

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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