- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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