- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Dylan is a person

dead battery come on down

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