- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

Hey! Where is my tracker?

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

men, men like men= men+bed

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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