why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

why do you care?

Good boy

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

What is 8 times 4? 32

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What are we then hypocrites?

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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