- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

girls lacrosse

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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