What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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hit the thumbs down button

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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My pet rock died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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