What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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vaginas

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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