How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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hey guys what's up?

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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I killed someone today. :D

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Anti Joke

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