What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Welcome to die!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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