- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

what time is it? 3:16

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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