Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Netflix and chill

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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my shift key is broken1

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Well educated black man.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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I was born.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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