YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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WNBA

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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woman's rights

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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