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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Tim and Eric

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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