Tim and Eric

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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