if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Kathy Griffin.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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