what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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