I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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