your father died

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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