- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Why does life suck? Because it does

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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