Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

An English man walks into a pub.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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