Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

for keeps?

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

ass in my face ? no

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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