yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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who is awesome? no one...

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4-4-2

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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this girl died

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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42

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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