- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

ecks! why zee?

Knock knock. Is someone there?

Women's rights.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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