- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

I dont know, are you a tomato?

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

A women's opinion.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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