- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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