A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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