What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Ron Paul for President!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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