What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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this is not a joke

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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