What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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my whole life!

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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