- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

fack me in the ace! CC

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Women Sports.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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