A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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