- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I had my period 3 days ago.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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