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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Women.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Lol! Why you wanna know?

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Robin, get in the batmobile.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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