What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Roey Jegen

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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