What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Robin, get in the batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

thumb_up thumb_down +2

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

thumb_up thumb_down +2

And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

-Knock Knock -Come in!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Take this and put it- No.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

thumb_up thumb_down

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

thumb_up thumb_down

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

thumb_up thumb_down

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops