- Anti Joke

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans