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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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