If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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I pooped my pants

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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One time I masturbated by myself

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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