- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: B: No pun intended.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Women's rights.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Knock knock. Come in.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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