What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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My children are huge mistakes.

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colby doesnt shave

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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