Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Well educated black man.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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