- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

I lost my tractor.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

I said I hate niiggers

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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