In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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WNBA

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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knock, knock come in

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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