What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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poopoo

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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BOOBALANBOO

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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